What woke you up at 3 AM

3 am. They said when you woke up at that time maybe there's someone who woke you up and that someone is something and that something... owhh... what crab am I talking about. Just wanna share with you guys this conversation...


Guy A : Heyy, wake up.
Guy B : What's up ?
Guy A : I can't sleep...
Guy B : What time is it ?
Guy A : Its 3 am. Come on, you gotta wake up.
Guy B : I'm sleepy. I wanna go back to sleep. [yawn]
Guy A : Okay, how bout this.. we play 'Tricky Guess' :D
Guy B : What's Tricky Guess ?? Never heard that before. How do we play it ?
Guy A : Simple. I tell you a hint and you guess what it is.
Guy B :Is it like Teka Teki ?
Guy A : ~daa... That's why I called it Tricky Guess, Teka Triki.. *bodoh...
Guy B : Kaulah bodoh. Teka Teki la wei. Bukan Teka Triki. Ape daaa...
Guy A : Ahhh... Whatever lah... Hm, nak main tak ??
Guy B : Malas lah....
Guy A : Okay okay macam ni... kalau kau tak boleh jawab, kau bagi aku seringgit and kalau aku tak boleh jawab aku bagi kau seringgit. Amacam ?
Guy B : Tido lagi best lah..
Guy A : Macam ni, kalau tak boleh jawab, kau bagi aku seringgit tapi kalau aku tak boleh jawab , aku bagi kau sepuluh ringgit. Nak tak ?
Guy B : ..........
Guy A : Macam ni je lah senang. Kalau kau tak boleh jawab, kau bagi aku seringgit tapi kalau aku tak boleh jawab, aku bagi kau LIMA PULUH ringgit. Haaaa.... Amacam ? 
Guy B : ermm... Ape soalan nye ?
Guy A : Okay. Dalam banyak-banyak ikan, ikan ape yg terbesar di dunia ?
Guy B : Nah seringgit... [sebab tak boleh nak jawab punya pasal, dia pun bagi lah seringgit]
Guy A : Haaa... jawapan nye, IKANO Power Center. Haha :D Okay okay, kau pulak..
Guy B : Hm.. Apa banda yg bila dalam air empat mata, atas darat dua mata ?
Guy A : Haaa....Duyung !
Guy B : Tak..
Guy A : Jap Jap... Google dlu... Hmmm....
( 5 minute later )
Guy A : Ni mitos eh ? Haa... Dustin Bibir !
Guy B : Takk...
Guy A : nah la wei.... 50 ringgit..
Guy B : [he took the money and go back to sleep]
Guy A : So, ape jawapan nye ?
Guy B : [no answer heard from him, only the One Ringgit is given to Guy A]
Guy A : O_O"


*Guy B is smart. He made up a riddle with no answer and make money at the same time :D